Big Fun in the Big Easy: part 3

Day 3

Our next day's journey began with a celebrity sighting just outside our hotel:

Recognize him? It's Lightning McQueen, from the Pixar film Cars, which is Tessie's current favorite movie. (O.K., maybe it's not an exact match, but really, that #95 has to be a reference to the character, wouldn't you think?)

Our destination for the morning was the Audubon Insectarium, just up Canal Street from our hotel. The Insectarium is located on the first floor of a federal building, making it quite possibly the only maximum security insect zoo in the world. Once past the metal detectors and the bag inspection and the cavity search, you're in amongst a plethora of exotic insects. (O.K., kidding about the cavity search, but not about the rest. It's a lot like airport security - no pocket knives, nail clippers, cans of Raid, etc.)

Tessie found some of it enthralling, like taking an earthworm ride in the larger than life underground tunnel:

Contemplating the life cycle of the common house fly:

Or riding an alligator through the bayou:

The Insectarium has, as one would expect, an extensive collection of mounted (i.e. non-living) critters:

There are also a plethora of live exhibits behind glass. Tessie got to observe ants "Hello, ant friends!" close-up, saw scorpions and tarantulas and other creepy-crawlies, and was even presented with the opportunity to hold a Madagascar hissing cockroach. (She declined.) It also featured, as a temporary exhibit, a walk-through butterfly enclosure done up as a Japanese house. We walked through, and Tessie tried heartily to entice the butterflies to land on her hand, but to no avail.

Since this was the final day of the conference, Tessie's Mom was able to join us at the Insectarium around lunchtime. We had lunch at Landry's, which, on my previous visit to the Crescent City, was a linoleum-and-Formica diner offering very reasonably priced meals with generous portions. Not any more. Hurricane Katrina flooded it out, and the rebuilt Landry's has moved upscale. It's still tasty, but the value isn't the same. The city has changed since August 2005; now it's a lot harder to find a decent platter of boiled crayfish. A true tragedy.

We walked off lunch by heading back north into Jackson Square, this time to see the interior of the Church of St. Louis:

After that, we wandered the French Quarter some more, taking in more of the fine local entertainment. Tessie danced for a bit, but spent most of the trip perched atop my shoulders. I may be a few inches shorter these days - she's getting heavier!

Day 4
There are lots of Audubon Institute attractions in New Orleans. After the Zoo and the Insectarium, we still had the Aquarium left to visit. (Conveniently, one can purchase a joint ticket to visit all three in a seven-day span for a slight savings.)

The Aquarium was an even shorter walk from our hotel than the Insectarium; in fact, it was a shorter walk from our hotel than just about anything else. Since Tessie and her new friend hit it off so well at the Zoo, we arranged to meet him and his parents at the Aquarium as well.

The Aquarium of the Americas, as it is known, suffered badly during Hurricane Katrina. It wasn't the storm or the flooding that did the damage, but the inability of the staff to return  and care for the animals in the critical period after the storm was over. The collections were seriously depleted, but the larger carnivores survived. I guess that's not a huge surprise.

The aquarium is divided into regional displays of the various aquatic habitats of the Americas, such as the Gulf of Mexico, the Caribbean, and, of course, the Louisiana bayou, where this guy hangs out.

He's real. That lack of coloration is also real; he's leucistic, not albino. This seahorse, a resident of the Caribbean section, is also real, despite looking like a cross between a sci-fi monster and a Christmas ornament.

 Well, well, well - another celebrity sighting! Tessie hasn't yet been able to sit through the whole movie (the beginning is very scary), but she certainly recognizes Nemo. He seemed happy to see her, too.

Tessie's favorite part of the aquarium was the children's play area. There were rays in a touch tank (being a good Red Sox fan, Tessie wanted nothing to do with them!), sailing ships to climb and explore, kid-level fish tanks and informative signs, and a great big killer whale, uh, excuse me, orca right in the middle of the floor.

(Tessie knows them as killer whales - she inherited some of my old books from back in the days before cetaceans got all politically correct.)

We saw the whole place. It is a very good aquarium, especially the Mississippi River Gallery, which shows not only the fishes but some of the aquatic animals and birds of the region, all in one large, sunlit space. It's very thorough and well done. Also very enjoyable to just sit and watch is the giant 400,000 gallon Gulf of Mexico tank. We could have sat there for hours, just watching the sharks, turtles, jacks and other large fishes just swim around.

Of course, Tessie would never allow that!

You go, Tessie!

I took Tessie to the park today. She played in the sandbox, climbed on the play structures, rode the bouncy cars, and, oh yeah, totally smacked down some little punk chauvinist.

Tessie and this little boy were chatting as they played side by side. The boy, whose name I'll omit to spare him future embarrassment, asked Tessie how old she was. "Three and a half," Tessie replied.

"I'm three and a half. You don't talk like a three and a half [year old]," the boy replied, clearly impressed with Tessie's outstanding vocabulary and diction.

At that point, I asked the boy his birthday. "September Fourth," he told me.

"Then Tessie is only a month older than you," I informed him.

"She is too tall to be three and a half," he replied.

While sensing that he was calling my integrity into question, I let it slide, and went back to observing their interactions.

"Are you a boy or a girl," the boy asked.

"I'm a girl," Tessie told him.

"Why do you have a crab on your shirt? Only boys like crabs." Tessie was wearing a shirt with a cartoon lobster on it, and it read "Lotsa Lobster." [Target, $8.99, FYI.]

"It's a lobster," Tessie told him, then marched right up to him. "See? It says 'lobster' right here."

"How do you know what it says?" the boy asked.

Then came the best part: Tessie raised herself up to her full height, towering two or three inches over the boy, pulled her shoulders back and stated matter-of-factly, "I can read it. I know how to read. I learned from my Mommy and Daddy."

Big Fun in the Big Easy: Part 2

Day 2 

The conference continued with its demands on Tessie's Mom's time, so again we had to find ways to amuse ourselves. We planned to visit the Audubon Zoo, which was too far away for a walk.

We left the hotel and headed up Canal Street toward a streetcar stop when we ran into another conference-attendee-spouse and his son looking for something to do. We joined forces and boarded the St. Charles line streetcar heading west to Audubon Park. With traffic, and stops just about every block, it seemed the streetcar might not be the most expedient form of travel in the city, but we had already come to realize that alacrity in service is not the Big Easy's strong suit. So we just relaxed and took in the scenery. St. Charles Street is lined with stately nineteenth-century mansions, as well as a few more recent architectural attractions, so despite the slow pace we reached our stop without first reaching boredom.

That stop, however, was at the gate to Audubon Park, not Audubon Zoo, and we were left with a one mile walk to the zoo. It was not too warm and the scenery was delightfully bucolic, so we enjoyed the stroll and arrived at the gate with the rest of the throng.

After entering the zoo, we headed to Tessie's priority, the tigers, but were soon distracted by some of her other interests, such as the flamingos and elephants, as Tessie showed her new friend how to get the most out of a visit to the zoo.

Sure, there are animals to look at, but there are also animals to ride! As soon as she saw that the zoo's carousel had a tiger, we knew what we had to do. (Of course, that's not a huge surprise; all zoo carousels have tigers, don't they?)

After getting ourselves all turned around on the carousel, a quick map check was needed before we found the tigers.

The Audubon Zoo's tigers are white tigers. [I'll give Kanye West a moment here -- he's not coming? Good; I'll move on.] These tigers get their pigmentation from a recessive gene, and are not albinos, no matter what Sigfried and Roy may have told you. (Come to think of it, we can add white tigers to the list of things New Orleans has in common with Las Vegas. Other items on that list include casinos and rampant debauchery.)

After lunch in a staggeringly overcrowded cafeteria, we headed back out to take in more of the zoo while Tessie's new friend decided it was time for a nap. We saw the rest of the zoo on our own, including an animatronic dinosaur exhibition that Tessie found enthralling. Especially the one that spit. (Water, thankfully.) 

The zoo was scheduled to close right around that time, so we exited and began the long walk through the park back up to the streetcar line. The shadows were getting long, but Tessie still had loads of energy to burn up. Fortunately, there was a playground with swings and slides along our route, and a few other children to play with as well. 

 We did eventually reach the streetcar stop, and didn't have to wait long before one ambled down the track toward us. We boarded and took our seats, with Tessie staking out a window, and watched as the mansions of St. Charles Street slid by.

Then the streetcar ahead of ours broke down, blocking the tracks at Lee Circle and adding about 45 minutes to our journey. Tessie didn't mind one bit, though. She had fallen asleep in my lap a few blocks earlier.

Big Fun in the Big Easy: Part 1

Tessie's Mom had a conference to attend in New Orleans, so just as we did in Copenhagen, Tessie and I chose to tag along and extend the trip into a family adventure. Experienced traveler that she is, Tessie has got waiting in the airport lounge while wearing a jaded expression down pat:

We arrived  in the Crescent City on a very pleasant St. Patrick's Day in the early evening and, after checking into our official conference-approved lodging, set out to find a late dinner in the French Quarter.

As we walked, we began to notice a larger crowd than we had anticipated, which grew as we approached Jackson Square, the heart of the French Quarter. We had no idea that New Orleans hosts a St. Patrick's Day parade; I guess we shouldn't have been surprised since the city has a well-deserved reputation for taking any excuse to party. Because of the crowds, most restaurants had long waits for tables, but we did eventually find a place off the parade route. We finished our meals in time to catch the tail end of the slow-moving parade.

For those not familiar with New Orleans' parades, they feature gifts tossed from the participants to the observers. Called "throws," these items are usually cheap plastic trinkets or beaded necklaces purchased in bulk from factories in China. (I recommend the documentary "Mardi Gras: Made in China.") Tessie scored quite a haul in the short time we followed the parade down Bourbon Street before we returned to the hotel for the night.

Day 1
With Tessie's Mom engaged in her conference, Tessie and I set out to explore on our own. Back to the French Quarter! Tessie took this photo of yours truly:

As I mentioned previously, Tessie has a National Parks Passport woefully in need of stamps. The French Quarter has two National Park visitor centers, both of which feature free admission. The first one we came to was part of the Jean Laffitte National Historic Park and housed displays of New Orleans' history, culture, music, wildlife and cuisine. There was plenty of information to absorb, but Tessie's not much for standing around reading when there are things to do. So she pushed all the buttons at the music listening station and we headed off again. The other sites of the Jean Laffitte NHP are scattered far and wide throughout the Mississippi River delta, but without a car at our disposal, we wouldn't have the opportunity to visit them.

Leaving the NHP, we continued along Decatur Street to Jackson Square, named in honor of the hero of the Battle of New Orleans and the seventh President of the United States, General Andrew Jackson. The square is the focus of non-debauched activities in the French Quarter, filled with buskers, artists selling their works, and people simply looking for green space. We passed through, with Tessie commenting on the art as we passed. Fortunately her critiques did not inspire any hostile rejoinders.

Pressing on, we wandered through the French Market, dismayed to find nothing but Chinese-made trinkets and locally-produced alligator heads, none of which we thought suitable as souvenirs. Just south of that, though, we entered the Quarter's other NPS Visitor Center, at the New Orleans Jazz National Historic Park.  Nothing to do with the NBA franchise now known - however improbably - as the Utah Jazz, this micro-park celebrates the role of New Orleans in the development of Jazz music, that most American of musical genres. Regrettably, the park is an opportunity missed; while there are occasional live performances, when those aren't scheduled there is little more to see than non-functional interactive displays of various jazz instruments and a gift shop. Still, Tessie enjoyed the "Jazz Christmas" selections at the listening station:

Walking back along the riverfront, we grabbed a bite to eat at the Jax Brewery, a former brewery now housing a shopping mall, then boarded the steamboat Natchez for a cruise on the Mississippi. Tessie had recently learned about steamboats from a library book, and was looking forward to this trip. There was time for a quick snack along the riverbank as we waited:

We boarded and found excellent seats near the port bow for the downstream leg of the trip. We watched the landscape slide by, and Tessie seemed to be enjoying things right up until we turned around to head back upstream. The wind, which had been blocked by the bulk of the ship, was now directly in our faces and I hadn't thought to bring warm clothes along. Tessie, chilled, huddled against me as I moved about the boat looking for leeward shelter. Still, on the occasions when the wind died down, we enjoyed the scenery and the feeling of motion, as well as the busy workings of an authentic steam-powered sternwheeler.

That's Jackson Square below, with the spires of the Saint Louis Cathedral forming a backdrop. Right along the water are the steps on which we had our snack (above):

After the cruise, we walked back to our hotel along the Moonwalk (which, to my surprise, was named after a person, not a planetary satellite). Since Tessie's Mom was still busy with a conference dinner that night, Tessie and I were still on our own. We had dinner at Daisy Dukes, again in the French Quarter, with Tessie's rapt attention held by the "World's Strongest Man" competition on ESPN 2 showing on the restaurant's big screen. How's a doting father supposed to compete with that?

Horsing Around

There's a veterinary college in the San Fernando Valley.

Who knew?

Pierce College, in Woodland Hills, holds an annual Farm Walk event. The campus is opened to the public, and visitors get to experience a bit of farm life. Farm life apparently includes fire trucks:

Actually, the LAFD had representatives at this event to encourage us to follow their guidelines on brush clearance. This event takes place in a part of the valley that all too often is in the news for being on fire. Believe it or not, there are areas of Los Angeles County which are not yet paved and instead resemble stereotypical western-movie ranch land, replete with highly combustible dessicated vegetation.

After the fire truck, Tessie patted a heifer. She passed - as did her parents - on milking the heifer's mother.

And she's always willing to take time out for a sno-cone:

But then it was time to enjoy some of the equestrian events. First, barrel racing:

Then, for reasons that remained unexplained, a mounted musical interpretation of "The Wizard of Oz." No, really. This is the scarecrow:

There were also these little carts pulled by miniature horses, but we didn't stick around to see them race...

... because we were off to the crafts area!

Although they were certainly well-represented, horses weren't the only animals on display. There were sheep being sheared:

And even a tiger to ride:

We also saw a large insect display, goats (including one that did tricks), pigs, chickens and others. There were also educational videos. (Rooney's "Guide to Lameness." I kid you not.)

And from the cruelty to latex department, violence against balloons:

You can just make out the yellow shards of the dearly departed balloon just beyond the horse's muzzle. (And before anyone panics: they were shooting blanks. The pressure from the exploding gases is enough to pop the balloons, and no actual ammunition was flying through the air.) Tessie was aghast. "Why are they shooting balloons? Balloons are nice!"