In the car on the way home from work today:
Tessie (iPhone in hand): Mommy, I don't like the maze game. It's too tricky so I got rid of it.
Me: Got rid of it? You mean you deleted it?
T: Yes. I deleted it.
Me: Um... how did you know how to delete it?
T: I just clicked on the "x."
Me: Tessie! Do NOT delete apps from Mommy's iPhone without asking.
T: Sorry, Mommy.
Me: That's ok, that was a free one anyway. But next time, ask before deleting anything.
T: Ok, Mommy.
[some moments later]
T: I really like moving things around. It makes a new dot each time I move something onto another screen.
Me: Please do not move my applications!
T: Ok.
[a little later]
T: I moved the calendar, is that ok?
Me: No!
T: Sorry, Mommy.
(I also had to learn the hard way to disable in-application purchases after Tessie spent $7 buying extra coins in TapZoo. Sigh. This kid knows my phone better than I do.)